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10.       I'll Pay you right Back

9.       I didn't know

8.       It's in your best interest

7.       Probably

6.       I'm not qualified to make that decision

5.       That's Okay

4.       Me casa' Su casa'

3.    Start with I can or I can't

2.    Not much Further

1.  For Real,  No Lie

Top 10 Lies of  All-Time

10.       I'll Pay you right Back

9.       I didn't know

8.       It's in your best interest

7.       Probably

6.       I'm not qualified to make that decision

5.       That's Okay

4.       Me casa' Su casa'

3.    Start with I can or I can't

2.    Not much Further

1.  For Real,  No Lie

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10.       I'll Pay you right Back

9.       I didn't know

8.       It's in your best interest

7.       Probably

6.       I'm not qualified to make that decision

5.       That's Okay

4.       Me casa' Su casa'

3.    Start with I can or I can't

2.    Not much Further

1.  For Real,  No Lie

Top 10 Reasons Why your significant other may cheat on you

10.       Thrill is gone

9.       Tired of your  B.S.

8.       It's the only time he/she don't have a headache

7.       He/She  watching to much reality TV

6.       Met somebody who don't talk as much

5.       He/She Slip & Fell

4.       You out of sight and he/she don't mind

3.       He/She kept his/her grass greener than yours

2.       You can't compete with Viagra

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Top 10 Reasons Why your significant other may cheat on me

 

 

 

Top 10 Reasons Why your significant other may cheat on me

10.       I'm busy tonight

9.       We can't both take her somewhere at the same time

8.       Upset I forgot the rendezvous  point

7.       I waited to long to figure out what I was going to do

6.       Interestingly I'm seen with someone else

5.       They found somebody other than you and I

4.       You have a P.I. following them

3.       You have a lie detector test at your house.

2.       You all are on your honeymoon

1.    You are act right at home.

 

 

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10. Farting in front of your date on the first date.

9. Bustin your ass in front of people.

8. When someone tells you “You have food in your teeth.”

7. When someone dogs a person for doing something that you have done before.

6. Talking shit and you got it all wrong.

5. Losing when you talked shit to your opponent.

4. Getting caught having sex in public.

3. Getting or seeing a hard on when you don’t know the person.

2. Right after you get busted.

1. Get caught giving oral sex.

 

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10. You have to use something other than the button to turn on the TV.

9. When you’re looking forward to next years hand-me-downs.

8. If your phone still has a cord on it.

7. You didn’t know milk came in a jug.

6. If you know something bout drinking out of a mayonnaise/ jelly jar.

5. If you know something about syrup sandwiches.

4. Know something bout a box fan in the window.

3. You know something bout government cheese and canned pork.

2. The 1st time you seen a name brand was at your friends house.

1. You know more than one way to fix ramen noodles

 

 

 

 

7. “Hi, it’s Brad at the frat house again. The usual, alcohol poisoning. No, not everyone, only twelve or thirteen this time. Okay, see you in five minutes.”

6.“Any idea if this guarantees me straight A’s?”

5. “Umm, when you get here, you’ll see he also must have accidentally stuck his face into some open black magic markers.”

4. “I didn’t think he’d actually *try* drinking 10 liters in 2 hours to break my made-up record.”

3.“Dude, I will send you a half pound of Extra Kind if you can send the Fire Department and the Ambulance but not the Fuzz.”

2.“How many marshmallows can the human rectum safely take?” and the Number 1 Thing Overheard in a Collegiate “911″ Call…

1. “Why, yes, our police department will rush someone over immediately to help you relieve your life threatening case of the ‘munchies,’ and he’ll even bring his dog, Sniffy.”

 

 

8. The officers routinely rent out the master keys to all the sororities.

7.  Every dorm room comes with optional theft insurance.

6. When you’re party gets busted, the officers take you around town and only call you “McLovin.”

5. You overhear an administrator saying, “We need Jack Bauer over here as soon as possible!”

4. Average SAT score: 731.

3. You’re home-schooled and there have been 3 riots the last week involving teachers, students and Molotov cocktails.

2. The security phones around campus are just tin cans and a string.

and the Number 1 Sign Your Campus Needs Tighter Security…

1.  Your dealer makes you come to him because he “doesn’t feel safe” on campus.

8. Photoshop the Boss

7. Don’t Get Caught Masturbating Under the Table

6. Backhoe Arm Wrestling

5. Seven Minutes in the Boss’ Office

4. Actually eating lunch away from my desk breaks my routine.

3. Surfing for llama porn on your absent coworker’s computer.

2. First one to put ketchup on the boss’ fries gets to keep his job.

and the Number 1 Lunchtime Game to Break the Routine…

1.  Duck Duck Layoff

7. “Next time you feel the need to climb any trees, may I recommend my oak?”

6. “I’d sure love to eat the nits out of *your* fur sometime.”

5. “Wanna swap cooties?”

4. “Is that a prehensile tail, or are you just glad to see me?”

3. “Heaven must be missing a mandrill, because I’m looking at one right now.”

2. “My mommy gave me a wild cherry juice box and two straws… wanna suck?”

and the Number 1 Pickup Line Used at Monkey Bars …

1. “Wanna come over and check out my crib? No, really… my cheap-ass parents haven’t bought me a real bed yet!”